What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do flat earthers exist?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s